Jesus the Bad Ass

Taught how we are always abundantly provided for with our financial needs and how scarcity is a myth
Beat up bankers with a whip who were extorting the people
Turned water into wine for a wedding feast and booze up
Publicly humiliated the religious leaders of his day by kicking their asses in public debates and called them hypocrites
Hung out with prostitutes, strippers, Roman tax collectors (hated by his people), the local pubs, the lepers and rejects of his society and openly challenged and shamed the rich who had big egos
Healed people on the Sabbath day which was against the law and regularly broke stupid laws publicly to make a point
Publicly stood up in church, interrupted the meetings, and humiliated the pastors and leaders by asserting and proving their teachings were powerless
Taught to be persistent, confident and determined in prayer, knowing God would give whatever you asked for when aligned with the Christ consciousness
Studied in secret in world class mystery schools between ages 12 and 30

Walked on water and walked through walls
Did supernatural miracles to heal the sick, grow back limbs and cure leprosy instantly
Turned invisible to escape a crowd who were trying to kill him
Shunned fame by running away to hide when people tried to make him king
Told the supreme leader in the empire at his trial for crucifixion that he had no power over him other than what God had given him, causing this leader to be scared and do everything in his power to release him
Called his students imbecilic idiots many times when they were slow to catch on to what he was saying
Told Peter (one of his best friends) to “get lost Satan” when Peter got all emotional with him and tried to talk Jesus out of his inner truth
Said to inherit the higher realms, one had to give up everything and lived this example in his personal life
When his mother and brothers turned up at a public event to pull him into line for his extreme teachings which were upsetting the authorities, he effectively disowned the, by telling the audience his real family were “those who did God's will” and not those who imposes their cultural values on him
Lived by faith knowing he was always provided for by his heavenly Father